it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

accessories in love
"Johnnie Fedora and Alice Bluebonnet" (1946) / "The Blue Umbrella" (2013)


Because miracles never really die. And somewhere in wherever heaven is reserved for creatures of the deep, Willie is still singing, in a hundred voices, each more golden than before, and he’ll go on singing in a voice so cheery forever.
-Make Mine Music

I'm sorry, I'm all thumbs today.